yo what are you always so stressed about?
me:
I’ve never seen anyone reach as much as Hillary
👀<=== Rollin em
REACH
Bitch said “raw peppers”. Is that what she really think black folk doing? Eating raw peppers?
lets call her Hillareach Clinton
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Um guys Hillary Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back. Like from an article about what they ate in the white house in the 90s it says that she had 100 different kinds of hot sauce and she’s really big into chili peppers and eats raw jalapenos
So it may or may not be what she thinks black people are doing but it’s definitely what she’s doing.
this is not a new thing
she is just really really into peppers
OK me pulling receipts for Hillary’s love of spicy food is like the least weird thing to happen in 2016, but I’ve found some more: but here’s her belief in eating raw peppers as of 2008 and here is her always bringing Tabasco sauce on official trips
And here is a slate article pointing out that if she predicted this particular Beyonce song that far back and started carrying hot sauce so that she could try and seem cool twenty years later then she should be president based on her foresight alone.
hillary hot sauce receipts
never thought I’d read the sentence “Hillary
Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back”
Hillary needs to stop trying to present herself as everybody’s cool grandma and start presenting herself as the stone cold bitch who’s gonna make uncomfortable, unbroken eye contact with Putin as she unblinkingly bites into a raw habanero
reblogging for that last comment
Saw Moana last night and it’s freaking gorgeous! I can’t wait to see it again
Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt on Tuesday and the world breathlessly looked to Jennifer Aniston for her response. They did this because once upon a time Aniston dated Brad Pitt, who eventually left her for Angelina Jolie.
For her part, Jennifer Aniston was not interested in discussing the matter.
“Fuck society, you people make me sick,” said Aniston on the Today show. “While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you.”
Aniston continued:
“The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.”
Response to Aniston’s comments have been divided.
“Damn, Jennifer is spittin’ hot fire today,” said one Facebook commenter. “I had no idea she was so woke.”
“How dare she? She can go to hell,” said another Facebook commenter. “We don’t need her libtard opinions about blah blah blah video evidence she just jealous cuz Angelina stole her man.”
While Aniston’s stand on the issues is to be lauded, it is not expected that anything in the world will change.
Damndamndamnnn
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